dubluk dubluk publuk publuk paani me uchala ek batakh
phir padosi batakh se bola chal with me till falak
and in attempt to hold pankh to go till falak
poor batakh gaya ek khajoor ke tree pe latak
phir uski padosi batakh ne bola chalo plane me jaate hain
bekaar me kyu hum apne pankh hilate hain
agar pankhon ko denge hum thoda sa rest
to achchha kaam karenge wo in times of test
dono batakh baithe plane me
lekin seat belt fit nahi aaya
male batakh ka achaanak dil aa gaya air hostess pe
male batakh ka achaanak dil aa gaya air hostess pe
aur jab usne airhostess ho dekh ke seeti bajayee
to female batak ne use ek tamacha lagaya
phir aayi akal uski thikane
aur bina banaye koi aur bahane
usne female batak ko saara apna attention diya
aur is tarah unhone plane me falak tak safar kiya
at falak they found another bathak
pati patni ke beech ye "wo" kahaan se aa gaya achaanak
female batak ne ghoor ke dekha toward male batak
aur poocha gusse se, kya chal raha hai ye sab
mujhe kehte ho come with me till falak
and then koi aur is waiting for you idhar ab
male batak bola I don't know what is all this
aur apni loyalty prove karne ke liye usne diya female bathak ko kiss
is par female bathak ko aaya gussa
boli kya ek kiss kar dene se khatam ho jaayega tumhaari bewafaai ka kissa
batak bechara kya karta, itni daant khane ke baad
sochte sochte phir use aa gaya yaad
ki female batak ka gussa ho jayega khatam
usne kaha chalo dairy milk khate hain sanam
kyu ki dairy milk laata hai sabke face pe smile
isliye batak ne with a lot of style
bola ki kuchh baat hai hum sabhi mein
kuchh khaas hai zindagi mein
maana ki ye upar waali lines chori ki hain
par is moment par thi zaroori ye
ye sun ke aa gayi muskaan female batakh ke chehre par
and then they lived happily ever after
Hehe. Wonder if the title should be something like "When the batak goes to falak" :D :D
ReplyDeleteedited :D
ReplyDeletemast idea hai..Dairy Milk waalon ko suggest karo.. seeing such things actually happening will make a good ad for them :D
ReplyDeletepoem ofcourse is mast too..
Random!!!! What a random creation!!! :)
ReplyDelete@ Bhushan
ReplyDeleteHaan ... they can even come up with a video out of it.. maybe with subtitles to aid the viewer in understanding the deep insights into the batakhs' psyche as we have provided.. :D
@A
ji shukriya :)... so your RQ is high then? :D
Pankh hote to ud aata re..
ReplyDeleteTumhaare sur me sur milaata re,
Divesh o Tapasya.
:P :P
@Vik:
ReplyDeleteYaar tum to blogosphere se gayaab ho gaye ho...warna hum dairy milk ke sath sath perk ka bhi ad likh dete :D
WAH gurus ! Kya mast likha hai! Fundoo.. I loved it!!!! :)
ReplyDelete@Vik
ReplyDeleteDer hui aane mein tum ko, shukr hai phir bhi aaye to :)
well... thoda to regularly prakat hone ki koshish karo blogosphere pe... kitne saare log miss kar rahe hain tumhe :D
@Eternal Observationist
Hum logon ko kaafi maza aaya tha likhte hue... ab to lag raha hai series start kar deni chaahiye :)
@ Taps n Divesh
ReplyDeleteRegularly prakat hone ki koshish karoonga.., but mere liye chocolates laani padengi, ok? :P
:)
chocs kya badi baat hai ... apna address bolo ...mail karta hoon.. and I don't break promises :)
ReplyDeleteYahaan swiss chocs bant rahe hain kya :P :P
ReplyDeleteLagta hai mujhe bhi line me lag jaana chahiye :D
ji avashya :)
ReplyDeleteYar, phir se shift kar raha hoon. (Jab bhi tumse baat hoti hai, shift hi kar raha hota hoon. :D )... So, batata hoon kuchh din me. Thanks for such a 'sweet' offer! :)
ReplyDelete@Taps
Tussi to khud hi line me lag gaye! :D