When the batakh goes to falak

Was gtalking with a blog friend and together we came up with this crap that we proudly call a poem :D... as you can see there are no stanzas because we were throwing lines alternately ... and your being able to comprehend this depends on your RQ (randomness quotient)

dubluk dubluk publuk publuk paani me uchala ek batakh
phir padosi batakh se bola chal with me till falak

and in attempt to hold pankh to go till falak

poor batakh gaya ek khajoor ke tree pe latak

phir uski padosi batakh ne bola chalo plane me jaate hain

bekaar me kyu hum apne pankh hilate hain

agar pankhon ko denge hum thoda sa rest

to achchha kaam karenge wo in times of test

dono batakh baithe plane me

lekin seat belt fit nahi aaya
male batakh ka achaanak dil aa gaya air hostess pe

aur jab usne airhostess ho dekh ke seeti bajayee

to female batak ne use ek tamacha lagaya

phir aayi akal uski thikane

aur bina banaye koi aur bahane

usne female batak ko saara apna attention diya

aur is tarah unhone plane me falak tak safar kiya

at falak they found another bathak

pati patni ke beech ye "wo" kahaan se aa gaya achaanak

female batak ne ghoor ke dekha toward male batak

aur poocha gusse se, kya chal raha hai ye sab

mujhe kehte ho come with me till falak

and then koi aur is waiting for you idhar ab

male batak bola I don't know what is all this

aur apni loyalty prove karne ke liye usne diya female bathak ko kiss

is par female bathak ko aaya gussa

boli kya ek kiss kar dene se khatam ho jaayega tumhaari bewafaai ka kissa

batak bechara kya karta, itni daant khane ke baad

sochte sochte phir use aa gaya yaad

ki female batak ka gussa ho jayega khatam

usne kaha chalo dairy milk khate hain sanam

kyu ki dairy milk laata hai sabke face pe smile

isliye batak ne with a lot of style

bola ki kuchh baat hai hum sabhi mein

kuchh khaas hai zindagi mein

maana ki ye upar waali lines chori ki hain

par is moment par thi zaroori ye

ye sun ke aa gayi muskaan female batakh ke chehre par

and then they lived happily ever after

Reality/Practicality is severely over-rated

Goli maaro reality ko..
Ki reality bore karti hai
Dreams mein jiyega to hansega kallu, maama, kallu maama

Reality, path mein kaante laakh bichhaaye
Dreams to phir bhi bichhda yaar milaayen

Jitne bhi reality kar le sitam
Hans hans ke sahenge hum
Ye dreams na hongi kam, sanam, teri kasam

Reality to bewafa hai, har ghadi thukraayegi
Dream mehbooba hai, apne saath humko udaayegi
Day-dreaming.. ki ada.. duniya ko jo sikhlaayega,
Wo muqaddar.. ka sikandar.. jaaneman kehlaayega

A classic interview of Marat Safin

http://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/interviews/2009-09-02/200909021251925447125.html

While Federer is the phenomenon that has brought beauty to this sport, the sport would be less without Safin. Kehte to bahut log hain but Safin shows you how to live-life-king-size, on-your-own-terms. Kudos.

I would have highlighted the lines that I really liked from the aforementioned interview but the entire thing is a classic. Google for other quotes from the guy, too, if you like.